Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Chicago Illinois

When we arrived at the brink of dawn the lights from inside the T.V. studio made this place stand out like a 3D video game. 
From across the street i could see one lady at a desk with her head down. The lighting made her hair look like a neon white wig and her jacket a florecent white - deep - sea - glowing - Lady Gaga... Lady Gaga was prepping for the news.

There was one guy pacing around out front who proably might not of had a place in which to offically call home. And there was me, contemplating sleep and or walking up to the homeless guy and trying to convince him to get lady gaga to look up from her notes and wave. Cause i didnt have the nerve, at 3am, to invest in trying to get her attention.

This place, this human video game on the ground floor of this city with its buildings reaching up into the sky was absolutely creepy!
The walls were made of thick plexiglass, think enough to isolate the sound of planes trains and automobiles. Ok, planes, probably not but the L Train was less than 100 yards away and that beast was louder than any of the cars or trucks.

Maybe it reminded me of the zoo? Who sees a elephant standing on concrete inside an iron gate and doesnt feel a ting of guilt tempered by the brief limp satisfaction of being somewhat close to real official wildlife. Of the Whale or sharks behind the plexiglass at the aquarium/sea world.

Seeing these perfect humans inside the dust free T.V. land with light bouncing from every direction, eliminating shadows. The cameras.
Even if it were a few people doing regular office work in cubicles inside a plexiglass world for all to see, i would still oppose such treatment!
The damn animals have no choice! They are lucky they are not being ate by their captors, but humans on display. NO! Weird and creepy and strange and i would love to see a tape of all the attempts to get attention while on air. Later on that day i noticed a guy watching over the humans on the sidewalk. He probably keeps the sidewalkers in check?

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Seeing these culinary students (i think they were students) made me think of Anthony Bourdain talking about his younger days in his book.

















Monday, May 14, 2012

Humans on Tour on Facebook

St Louis Missouri

The City Museum in St Louis Missouri


I didnt go inside this time because there were colonies of ants small people everywhere! I think a school sent all their kids there for the day. Inside there is a 4 story tall sled! It is absolutely. awesome. And there is a ferris wheel on top of the building.
http://www.citymuseum.org





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street photography


People in downtown St Louis do not behave like humans in other city's. They walk like it is Sunday, even though it is Monday. The city itself feels deserted. I think everyone does business in the suburbs?

This is a small tour, just one bus and one truck

~Minneapolis Minnesota

A couple more from Minneapolis Minnesota.


She reminds me of my neighbor in Portland. Its a style, but it isn't!


 The last time i was in Minneapolis there was a different guy preaching at this same spot.
This guy had just finished and was waiting for the bus.
When i approached him he looked at me like he was about to get into an argument.
It was a little shocking, he is a big guy.
I guess i ended up putting him at ease cause i think you can see the makings of a grin.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Minneapolis Minnesota

I encourage you to give a little bit of your money to these street performers. As soon as you hear a trumpet or a saxophone or drummer find a dollar in your pocket walk toward the music and give!
Unlike panhandlers they are offering something in return, ya know.


~ Minneapolis Minnesota





Friday, May 11, 2012

Milwaukee Wisconsin

After the load in and the sound check and refilling the blue ink cartridge, i headed over to a coffee shop to get online. Unfortunately they were closed and as i was peering into their window to see what i was missing, this gentleman in the storefront beside the coffee chop asked what i was looking for...


Keys so i can get inside and drink all their coffee you fool!!


Hector. Hector was his name and he insisted i come in to HIS restaurant and he would make me some coffee and i could still use the coffee shop's WIFI. 
And here is your coffee. Oh you are a photographer, what do you shoot he asks. So i explain to him that i try to shoot people - street photography - in every town we play at.  You should take a picture of my restaurant he insists. And i would like you to try some of our fish, it is very delicious and if you like you could write a review!  I just a. Ate. 
Before i could finish that word he calls for his daughters, there is chaos. People are scrambling around and grabbing signs and running in and out the front door for this one fleeting chance to be famous on this blog. That i just created about 45 minutes ago.


(Actually there is a facebook page too  -> http://www.facebook.com/HumansOnTour inspired by Humans of New York http://www.humansofnewyork.com/ )







The Boardroom Milwaukee, Wisconsin

This is my review.
The coffee was delicious, the food was dandy but im not going to come back next time i'm in town for any of that, im going to see how my man Hector is doin!
That guy is the most tenacious and persistent Milwaukee person i have met here.
Good people!

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Street Photography



He drove by twice, waved on one pass but wasn't so interested in my poparazzi style - May i *click click* take your picture *click* photography style on the second pass.
I dunno, if your are going to drive around in that car you could at least throw up the peace sign.

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Kid in the back of a car at a red light after seeing me do a little Charlie Chaplin move.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin



first

My name is Montoya Golden Eyeduck. Where I am from Iceland i have a farm, inside i raise bacon and refill ink cartridges (part time).


This blog is about me and my new job, where i travel to America and work with remarkable rock and roll bands and replenish their ink cartridges (full time). When i do not work i will write things here and that will be fine.


~nothing you see or read here is true.